Greetings, fleshy Earth beings. Cryptosporidium-137 here, delivering a message on behalf of the Furon Empire: You are all going to be destroyed.
To show you how much fun I will have, bringing the final elimination to you, I have created a new audio-video transmission to let you learn the Furon ways of destruction. Our research has proven, species who are familiar with the several ways of being exterminated, are 27% less likely to resist. So please watch the transmission several times to learn all different methods of being annihilated – we do not want you to be afraid when the invasion begins on July 28th, 2020 on your human entertainment systems PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One.